Well, TODAY we tried masturbating
for money.
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...but I'm afraid
there's nothing I can do for you TODAY.
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Welcome to the show.
Today I will be teaching you
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My goodness,
everyone's on their game TODAY.
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You'll look me in the eye
as you have done TODAY,
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