I can't sit on your LAP.
You don't know the routine.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20
With her head in the LAP of...
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 7
and he lay a crown of winter roses
in Lyanna's LAP.
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Lap, hands, face
and personal emergency.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 5
Next vomit is going to be in your LAP.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 5